There are a series of confrontations… Dec. 14, 2006

England versus the mass murderer… we won’t allow him to murder any more of our daughters in Suffolk.

Man versus woman… we know even before any evidence is gathered that the murderer is a ‘he’.

Monty Panesar versus prejudice and versus the Australians… The British public so want to embrace Muslims and Asians as part of our society, bearded or veiled or otherwise, especially in the face of the Bush offensive and Monty – a Sikh – shows us a way. Spin-bowling for the lads-eleven in cricketers white called England, Panesar is emerging a peculiar unlikely hero with his good-looks and passionate team-play. Go get those Ozzies Monty!

South Africa versus gun-crime… shootings almost eliminated to zero, but now the criminals are reaching for their knives and spears instead.

Christmas versus Christmas premature… NOW it is time for Christmas and all the songs.

Dolphins freely swimming the warming seas versus the fishing harvesters… ‘Marra’ the beloved almost pet dolphin that has taken to the Solway coast off Cumbria was turned up on the shore cut in three by the drag nets of the fishing boats, truly tragic an end.

Cumbria and The Lake District versus the weather… the hottest year EVER has ended with a downpour lasting most of 44 days. Lakes look like ow they used to after the great Ice age melt. Several Noah’s Arks are being readied. Cootie The Cat believes he is not past it and is looking for a partner to partner him on the great journey – could be young cutie Susie the cat from next door.