It could only happen here Dec. 2, 2006

Ok, so ITV have still not apologised to the World for wrecking that Celtic v Man United game. I waited a week but no apology.

Life must go on… GRETNA are top of the Scottish first by 5 points with a goal difference 27 superior to the team in second, Partick who have -4! If it stays like this, the Celtic hordes will be descending on tiny old
Gretna and its wedding hordes this very next year and my picture book “It Could Only Happen Here” will come to an astonishing froth at just the right time.